Pull out the red carpet babes

Now that we’ve recovered from the Dragaton work out, it’s time to talk top toots!

We’re going for a top 4 this week since we’ve still got plenty of queens in the competition and were basing it purely on the stunning red carpet runway.


4 – Choriza May

Credit: Haydn B Photography

Whey aye pet ya look stunning! Yes, our favourite geordie Puta Choriza is in the top again – we just couldn’t resist. Did we have an internal debate for fourth place? Yes. Did the head piece, wig and gorgeous make-up sway us in the end? Well….obviously, I mean the picture is right there. We love this blue colour, the almost subtle exposed leg, the fun silhouette and the way that everything combined is just a little bit dramatic – very nice.

Dress – Antonio Gutierrez
Pants – Risque
Hair – Florencia and Mattie Griffiths
Nails – Jayne Ward
Photography – Haydn Brown


3 – Kitty Scott-Claus

Credit: Matt Parker

Kitty made us so happy this week by going from ABBA to Monroe after just one quick work-out routine – thanks Dragaton! But seriously, do we really need to tell you how gorgeous she looked from head to toe? I don’t think. When the only flaw was a bit of a dark undergarment on show, you know you’re heading in the right direction, imperfection is beauty after all. A stunning vision in pink.

Costume – Philip J Shaw
Hair – Steven Austin/Dakota Schiffer
Face – Dr Motox
Photography – Matt Parker


2 – Ella Vaday

Credit: Owen James Vincent

First things first, the choice of peach was a hit – not an easy colour to pull off, but we can’t argue with the results at all. This is a beautifully detailed garment and it fits so perfectly on Ella to give a wonderful silhouette that is totally red carpet ready. The classic hair, large jewels and elegant make-up really tie together this whole look and we’re a little offended it wasn’t in the top if honest.

Dress – Samuel Clark
Hair – Webster Wigs/Chanel Murray
Jewels – Bling Bling Bling UK
Face – Dr Motox
Photograhy/Edit – Owen James Vincent/Retoucher Ryan


1 – Scarlett Harlett

Credit: Davey Ty

Without a doubt this weeks top toot goes to Scarlett, who really stayed true to her name. This classic Hollywood moment was just truly delightful to look at. That shade of red alone was a fantastic choice, but the style and fit of the dress along with the dramatic yet somehow also kind of understated neckpiece was simply divine. The make-up is always flawless and we have a thing for red-heads so honestly, this was perfection. Condragulations, you’re a winner baby!

Dress/Design – Dylan Joel Studio/Retoucher Ryan
Hair – Shyanne Oshea/Styled by Vodka
Jewels – Bling Bling Bling UK
Photography – Davey Ty